Chili Daredevils Mugs

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

DIY store with a first aid department

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

What happened to the project I delegated to you?

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

'Somebody please help me!'

Mickey Mouth.