Children's Themes T-Shirts

'You guys have it easy -- at my house, disobedience is treason!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Fist Bumper Cars

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Mars Poppins

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Well did he?"