Children's Story Admirer Pillows

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Gingerbread man escaping.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Jacques et Jille

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Come in, minion."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Little Nell as comforter

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Madeleine L'Engle

Anthony Trollope

Charles Dickens

Alexander Pushkin

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."