Children's Rights Pillows

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'I agree. It's high time we stopped smacking our Wayne.'

"Why are you smiling?"

Child labor

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

Wildlife

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Bookworm Sleepover

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"And this is our media room."

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

SALE

"That'll be five bucks."