Children's Book Illustrator Pillows

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Caterpillar Portrait

The Frog Prince

'Meet the author with her collaborators'