Children Involved In Little League T-Shirts

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Kids Playing Doctor.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Sportsmanship

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

Children trying to play table tennis

Kids playing doctor.

Knocked it out of the park

'These are my rookie cards.'

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

"Your little league coach traded you?"

'Gotta take ya' out kid, seems you've thrown your arm out again.'