Childhood Romance Explorer Prints

'I like these helmets. They make you hard to kiss.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

One!

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

First love.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Loving Couple

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Child development. How children change.

Single men in Tahiti

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'