Childhood Romance Explorer Gifts

'I like these helmets. They make you hard to kiss.'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

First love.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Mate Mart

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Child development. How children change.

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Single men in Tahiti

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."