Childhood Nostalgia Keepers Mugs

'No probation, no amnesty! Darn it - never trust a bone chewing lawyer!'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

He wanted a different one.

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Teddy Time Bears

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'