Childhood Interests T-Shirts

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'He's maturing early.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Serious Putty

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'