Childhood Innocence Challengers Mugs

'no... NO!'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Danger: Do not love.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Look, I just prescribe the stuff. I can't tell you how to open the bottles.

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

A chaos of kids

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

The Skeptics' Association.

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

"It'll take him that long to finish it!"

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."