Childhood Innocence Lovers Mugs

"My Mom's getting a bonus at work. I hope it's a puppy!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

Truce?

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"