Childhood Imitator Pillows

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Doughboy Dad

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

'Hello, 911?'

"May I have your autograph?"

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

'Wait, we'll have to try it somewhere else. 'Ledge' doesn't rhyme with 'fall.'' Another childhood reenactment hits a snag.

Mock Tennial

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

Call of the Domesticated.

'Go ahead! I'm listening. I just cannot keep my eyes off my super cute kids.'

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."