Childhood Growth Spurt Gifts

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'Of course I've grown! What am I? An elf?!'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"He's grown a whole foot since the last time you saw him."

"Boy needs bigger tire."

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

'You won't recognize junior, he has really grown.'

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'I'm worried Doctor: He's a bit small for his age...'

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"I've not seen your son for ages, he's really shot up!"

"She has her mother's management style."

'Don't worry, dear -- The bust is yet to come.'

"For someone who doesn't have a job, I sure have a lot of bosses."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"How do we increase that boy's gas mileage?"

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

"We heard that you had so many children and didn't know what to do"

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Nyah! Everyone has a boyfriend except Twig! Teddy! Stop! Who cares? I don't need a boy to validate my self-worth. Very mature! I'm proud of you.

"You're still eating?"

'Wow, Timmy, you've grown a foot since I saw you last!'

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."