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"Do you take Diners Club?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'He's maturing early.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Tree house.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

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Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Playground Pipe Dreams

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

He wanted a different one.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Use your inside scream."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'