Child Financiers T-Shirts

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Little Investment on the Praire

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

"Based on the economy and your rate of savings, I've updated your retirement projections."

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."