Childhood Enterprise Lover T-Shirts

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

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$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Children's education

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Tim's marketing solutions

Toilet Training

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Child development. How children change.

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Stuff Broken

"Needs ketchup."

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Cast of Dream

'What do you like about her?'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'