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'Reflexes normal.'

A man taking a bow

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Hard to follow...'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Roach Motel

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Dad, not now!"

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

"I hate it when he stand at the window, takes a deep breath and says...THE CITY!"

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

Companies Act Legislation.

What They Brought to the Table

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

'I always thought I was lactose intolerant.'

'Wait, we'll have to try it somewhere else. 'Ledge' doesn't rhyme with 'fall.'' Another childhood reenactment hits a snag.