Childhood Development Geek Pillows

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Baby Screen Time

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Children's education

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

One!

"He talks the talk."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Early childhood development

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Toilet Training

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Proud mums.

"My special power is supervision."

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Child development.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'