Childhood Development Geek Pillows

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Baby Screen Time

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Children's education

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Early childhood development

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Toilet Training

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Proud mums.

Child development.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'