Childhood Cherishers Gifts

"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'My first camera'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Child with picture of rocket

Paper Bombs

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh