Childhood Chaos Lovers Gifts

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Falling for art

"Too busy."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

"I downloaded the Laugh Track app yo soften mom when I give her my lame excuse."

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'