Childhood Champions Prints

Moral Ambiguity

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Family courts.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Start of the school year

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."