Childcare Champion Prints

'Don't I get get credit for not leaving carbon footprints?'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"Honey! What's wrong?Did you hurt your thumb?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

A Tit for Tat.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Toilet training for an adult.

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'He works as a guard dog at the nursery.'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"So I'm guessing your wife is still visiting her mother."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

This breed is good with children.

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Fitness Programme for babies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Fathers are Heroes