Childhood Business Dreamer T-Shirts

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

$1: Family Secrets

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'll have the usual."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

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