Childhood Biographer Prints

"'The Awakening: An Unauthorized Look at the Summer Vacation of Timmy Hofferman.'"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Green Balloon

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

Rapunzel as a child.

James Boswell

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

Margaret Drabble.

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."