Childcare Crusader Prints

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Take a letter,'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Beware of teething baby.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Honey badger do care.

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

Working Mother

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."