Childcare Contemplation Gifts

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Too much sugar."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner