Childbirth Philosopher Mugs

Start mornings with a smile thanks to our 'Childbirth Philosopher' mugs—witty and wise designs perfect for parents, birth educators, or anyone who appreciates the deeper meaning behind life's most profound moments.

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Stork and baby

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Cry babies.

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"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..." mockup

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

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'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.' mockup

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

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"Trust me, you're not ready!"

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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.' mockup

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

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'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.' mockup

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

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"You're welcome."

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"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!" mockup

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

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Coronavirus Impact on Children

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors. mockup

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

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'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?' mockup

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

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"That is one absorbent nappy."

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Baby Hairstyles.

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"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?" mockup

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

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'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!' mockup

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

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"On no, the baby's breach!!"

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"Here's our little bundle of joy." mockup

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

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"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?" mockup

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

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'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!' mockup

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

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"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow." mockup

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

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Maternity Ward

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"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg). mockup

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games." mockup

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

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"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass." mockup

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

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"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly." mockup

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

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"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

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"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves." mockup

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

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"Which one is yours?"

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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy." mockup

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

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"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother." mockup

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

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"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!" mockup

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

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"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you." mockup

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

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"Which one's yours?"

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Childbirth Philosopher Mugs Collection

Childbirth Philosopher Pillows

Snuggle up with our 'Childbirth Philosopher' pillows—bringing humor and insight into your home decor with these witty designs.

Childbirth Philosopher Prints

Enhance your space with our 'Childbirth Philosopher' prints—artful, thought-provoking pieces that celebrate the profound art of birth.

Childbirth Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our 'Childbirth Philosopher' t-shirts—wear your wisdom with pride and add a clever touch to your casual wardrobe.