Childbirth Critiques Prints

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Cry babies.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby Hairstyles.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"Which one is yours?"

Open other end

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Which one's yours?"

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Clown Delivering Babies.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"Have I managed to get rid of the dummy yet? No, he's still with me."

Maternity Hospital

'Here's one I made earlier!'