"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."
Child Therapist Mugs
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'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'
Be 5 Again
He's my inner child!
....why should I trust you?
"He doesn't like dinosaurs."
"Behold the secret to happiness."
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
In the Guru District
"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"They grow up so fast."
'Look, you can only do so much!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."
"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."
Licensed Therapist
"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"
"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.
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