Child Starting Art Projects T-Shirts

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Children's Art Show.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

How to draw a martian!

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Bobby eight year old

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'My first tattoo...'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Junk Art

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

The Masters' Early Works.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."