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Child's First Business Mugs
Cheers to your child's first business! Our mugs feature witty and uplifting designs that celebrate entrepreneurial spirit—ideal for starting the day with motivation or a celebratory coffee.
A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".
Lemonade Inc.
$1: Family Secrets
MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'
Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.
Tim's marketing solutions
'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'
"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."
Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'
'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'
Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.
'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'
"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"
"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"
'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'
You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!
"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"
Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.
"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."
'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'
Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"
"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."
'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'
Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade
How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects
Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!
"Little tart?"
Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'
Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins
Lemonade 50 cents: Lottery Tickets Sold Here.
"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."
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