Child Entrepreneur Mugs

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

$1: Family Secrets

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Lemonade Inc.

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

SALE

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Tim's marketing solutions

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'