Child's Artistic Milestone Pillows

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Children's Art Show.

'Baby's first two-step.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Mimi's final scene

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sparkler

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Eagle parenting.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'Her first telekinesis!'