Child-rearing Comedy Prints

Baby's head pops off.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Therapy for babies.

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Beware of teething baby.

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'