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'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Sparkler

Eagle parenting.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Dominant hand reveal party

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday