Child Prodigy Recognition Pillows

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Futsal

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"Crayons again?"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'She is being impossible again.'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'