Child Prodigy Recognition Pillows

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Futsal

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Crayons again?"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"He's watching too much educational TV."