Child Prodigy In Taste T-Shirts

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Little chef.

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

"To be or not to be."

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'