Child Photographer Gifts

'One more session like this and I'll only agree to photograph catatonics.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Candid Camera store.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"It makes me want to pee."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Fall on a desert island

Sistine Selfie

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"