Child Moving Out Prints

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"You can't just move out and leave me here with your father"

Congratulations.

'On the plus side we can now rent out his room!'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

'When little Harold moves out, of course you can turn his room into a den.'

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Origins Of Evolution

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

I think it's time he left home.'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'