Child Leaving Home Prints

Modern Empty Nesters

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

I think it's time he left home.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

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'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"We're leaving you two!"

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

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"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."