Child Educator Prints

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Early Learning Today

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"They grow up so fast."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

Campaign for Plain English

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."