Childhood Education Prints

"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)