Childhood Education Prints

"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Pool attached to child's bed.

"He likes it."

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)