Child Art Fan Prints

Bobby eight year old

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Happy Turkey Day!

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Katrina Pierson

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

Shakira

Pink Lion

Icarus' mistake

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Wildlife crafts

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

Red Whine

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret- he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic,

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

'I'm the nose,ear and throat man...'

Konstantin Chernenko