Child Art Fan Prints

Bobby eight year old

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

Icarus' mistake

Pink Lion

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

Wildlife crafts

Red Whine

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret- he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic,

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

'I'm the nose,ear and throat man...'

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"