Child Achievement Mugs

That's my son

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"How was work?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

GCSEs

"I lettered in spelling."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Science Fair Judgements

Jumping Man

Presentation: Any questions?

First Prize!

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'