Chicken Nugget Enthusiast Prints

"...These are chicken nuggets."

"I'm going to be perfectly blunt with you, Mike. It's your nuggets."

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.