Chicken & Egg Connoisseur Prints

Marge finds the answer to the age old question when her recipe for chicken & Egg drop soup called for the chicken to come before the egg.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

hard-boiled egg...

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Rooster Comedian.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I come here for the pepper."

The Main Types of Cheese

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Cheese

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Where Deviled Eggs come from