Chicken Chat Enthusiasts Mugs

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"