Chicken Charmers Mugs

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Houdini re-incarnated.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Can he come out and play?'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Chicken Road Crossing

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Chick in noodle soup.

"... and they never write or visit!"

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

"It Works For Us."