Chicken Charmers Mugs

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Houdini re-incarnated.

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Can he come out and play?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Stonehens

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"It Works For Us."

Meet the layer.