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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Carl Sandburg.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Accountant sings the blues

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Yo! The Amboys!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Native trees of lexington avenue

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

Last Tango in Wisconsin

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

'Why do you always catch me playing air guitar, but never walk in here when I'm air studying?'

'After much pleading from his agent. Pavarotti eventually agrees to drop the banjo from his performance'

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

'I hate the bridge and tunnel crowd.'

ahhh...peace and quiet...

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

Snake Charmer

"Hey, don't touch unless you plan to buy."

'You heard wrong -- I said I was FROM St. Paul.'